I know you often fret and worry dear
              if or how much I truly love you
              because I seem not to show it or say it
              like you think I could or really ought
              indeed dear...for this I confess my flaws
              yet were I to profess my love like that
              I would be melded to you body and soul
              ravishing you with love too wondrous to depart
              and elated affirmation with no danger of drought
 
              I wish I were a magician who could easily
              lessen the hours away from you
              and delay the desired hours I am happily there
              pardon myself for all the times, places and
              plans for which you had to endure my absence
              I wish I were the amour you thought, hoped
              and dreamed I'd be or yet somehow become
              I marvel at the fortitude you have my brave love
              for still staying with the one I am in reality....
 
              So my love though my expressions of love
              for you be too few or too long in-between
              please believe they are no less faithfully there
              so many, so often, that again I confide
              they can never really be said, shown or defined..
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LOVE QUİTES

 

If you find yourself in a red room with no windows or doors...dont panic, you are in my herat...

"Love is knowing how low you can go and how deep you can get.
"I think, therefore I'm single.
"Love is a pain.
"Your heart is as deep as the sea. A whale could fit in it and that could be me.
"Love is too strong a word to say too early, but has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.
"I give you twelve roses.
Eleven real, one fake.
I'll love you until the last one dies.
  
Love is not gentle, it is not kind.
"Men are like a deck of cards.
You'll find the occasional King,
but most are Jacks.
Uhh... Jerks!
"Love's like a flower, it needs the sun and the rain.
"If my love were rain drops, then it would be raining all day.
"A true heart that has loved will never lie.
"You know you're in love when he's all you ever think about, he's all you ever dream about, he's the one you wake up thinking about.
"Love is a battlefield.
  
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
"Sacrifice is the greastest evidence of love.
"I'll be here for you till the day of my death, best friends forever, till my very last breath.
"To love is to suffer.
To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
"If love doesn't last, then what does?
"Before I met you I never knew what it was like to smile for no reason.
"Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
"Love is friendship that has caught fire.
"Guys are like stars... so many to choose from but only one can make your dreams come true.

"You're my companion, you're my friend. We'll be buddies till the end. We've shared our laughs and we've shared our tears through out all of these many years.
"How do we know that love truly exists?
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
"Love is when you find the person who's exactly you're opposite.
"Forget me not. I'll soon return, for I'm still known in your heart.
"Love is like a roller coaster... you wait in line for hours, days, months, years... When you finally get on it is usually a quick ride and when you get off you usually feel sick.
"Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend.

"El amor es el mas importante sentimiento que puede exister.
"Close together or miles apart, we'll always be heart to heart.
"When I married Mr.Right I didn't realize his first name was "Always".
"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
"Love is like a cliff. It's easy falling over, but hard climbing back up!
"They say, "Out of sight, out of mind." But that can't be right, because you are out of sight, but I can't get you out of my mind.
"He means so much to me. I wish he only knew, because when I'm around him the sky is a different blue and when he talks to me, my kness begin to shake. The last thing I want is another heartbreak. But when I try to talk, I just don't know what to say, because I know he doesn't feel the same way
"You can't put a price tag on love... but you can on all its accessories.
"Beneath the heart of stone lies a tenderness filled with loneliness, longing to be fulfilled.
"Love is like a sparkle in your eye. Even though you live to die, you'll always be that one sparkle in my eye!
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
"I love food, but food will never love back.
"To see a rainbow you must live through the rain. To find true love you must live through the pain.
"If you say my eyes are beautiful, it's because they're looking at you.
"Love is a grave mental disease...
"If your wife really loves you, you might as well get an credit card and a dog leash.
"You love, only to get your heart broken.
"If love sets you free, then why do I feel so imprisoned?
"One should always be in love. That is
the reason one should never marry.
"Love is like a game you want to play all the time!
"Love is something you need to cherish, or someday it will pass you by.
"Love was the only fight that brought me to my knees.
"Forget love...
I'd rather take a nice soothing bath.
"Is being in love called being obsessed?
"Love should never hurt, for if it does, I'm sorry to say that it was never LOVE.

"I will love you until the ocean goes dry.
"Love is like a fuzzy bear with sharp teeth.
"Boys fall in love with their eyes.
Girls fall in love with their ears
"Love is a piece of a dream world, turned into reality.
"Whenever you need a little something extra, just look at your love and talk to them... after all they are the one for you.
""Take me ot Leave me" ...or as is the usual order of things- both!
"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an excalmation point.
"They say that the first time you love will be the last and the last time you will love will be the first.
"Don't say you love me unless you really mean it because I might do something stupid and believe it.
   
"The road to love is paved with broken glass.
"Falling in and out of love is like playing chicken with a train.
"Love is better than money.

   "Even though I moved away, I will never forget you, not one single day.
"Don't expect love to change someone. Water can wear away a stone, but only after hundreds of years.
"She answers my questions with a kiss, and I never even learned to read lips.
"A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
"Birds do it.
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it.
Let's do it.
Let's fall in love.
"If you had it all to do over... would you fall in love with yourself again!!
"Love is like the lotto...
You have to scratch a few losers to find a winner.
"Love is like a shooting star. It happens so fast that you barely have time to wish on it.
"If you love me, show me how,
kiss me softly, tell me now.
"The only difference between a Caprice and a "life long passion" is that a Caprice lasts a little longer.
"Forget chocolate.... I'd rather fall in love!
"Love is like a flower, it takes time to grow.
"Show me a man who knows his own heart... to him I shall belong.
    ""Love" is the last, and most serious, of the diseases of childhood.
"Men aren't necessities- they're luxuries.

"The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved.
"I'm going to take a picture of you to a park and show the flowers what beauty really is!
"Never know who your dating, so it's not so hard when he dumps you.
"What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble....
"To love someone but know that you can reach out to grasp their loving touch...
"I give, you take. I'm real, you're fake. I love, you don't. I commit, you won't. I need, you don't give in. I lose, you win again.
"Love is like the ocean; the deeper you go, the less you see.
"Love is like Geometry:
To Prove: That you love me.
Fact #1: I Love You, therefore, I am a lover...
Fact #2: All the world loves a lover.
Fact #3: You are all the world to me.
Therefore: YOU love ME.
"If my love were rain drops, then it would be raining all day.

"Love is the wisdom of the fool... and the folly of the wise.
   "Love is like a hamburger, it gets flipped so many times.
"Don't let people tell you how far to go. Go as far as love takes you.
"Alphabets start with ABC.
Numbers start with 123.
But LOVE starts with YOU and ME.
"Every murderer is probably somebody's old love.
"Love is a crime, and with your mate you do the time.  
"Choose not your love by outside show, but for feathers, feet high and pearls lying below.
"The sky has lost its color, the sun has turned to gray. At least, that's what it feels to me whenever you're away!
"Ever noticed how a heart is just two tear drops upside down?

"Love is like Santa Claus, real until you stop believing.
"Sometimes someone says something really small and it fits right into an empty place in your heart.

"I love to love you.
"Love is, at best, a pain in the heart and no one should intentionally go there.
"Love is said to be blind but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
"Love should come from the heart and not from the lips.
"Everyone loves but not everyone finds love.
"Some people mistake love with being obsessed!
"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
"Love is like a door, you go in and out!
"I can't afford to love you, because I can't afford to lose you!
"The more that the flame of love is covered, the more it burns.
"The heart is located at the center of our chest, but it beats at the left side. I guess that's the reason why the heart isn't always right
"Love is a word.
"There is no such thing as not believing in love, just regretting the love you believed in.
"Those who we love will hurt us the most.
"Love is deeper than the ocean and has just as many fish.
"Love is like a rose bud, it starts small and blossoms into something beautiful.
"Why do I have to climb a 1000 mountains and reach the stars to get to you, when all you have to do to get me is smile?
"Love is a game that is meant to be played by risk takers.
"Marriage is like twirling batons, eating with chopsticks or doing back hand springs...it looks easy until you try it."
"Life is a journey, but love is what makes that journey worthwhile
"My love is like a wave. It goes on forever.
"Love is the most hurtful thing there is, but everyone comes through it.
"Without love you are nothing. With love you are confused.
"Love is like the air, you can't see it but you know in your heart it's there!
"I don't know what made me fall for you. One thing I know is that my life is different without you in it.
"I don't know what made me fall for you. One thing I know is that my life is different without you in it.
"The "love that passeth all understanding" is only in the movies.
"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. 
"Love is merely madness.  
""Time does not heal all wounds. It just makes you realize how deep they truly are.
"My love is like fire. Do you need a light?  
My love for you is a flower, it will only grow if you nurture it.
"N.E.V.E.R. regret anything that once made you S.M.I.L.E..
"There is a star in your eyes that only I see. There is a place in your heart were only I want to be!
"Love can kill. Love can hurt. If it was up to me, love would not be legal.
"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love... until after the first attack.
"Love is like a heart, you need it to live.
"Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor
And I love you.
"Never look love straight in the eyes. All it will do is turn it's head.
"He may be a jerk, but he is my jerk.
"Love is when you feel happiness in the other persons smile and feel the pain in the other persons tear.
"If love had a name, it would be yours.
"Iove is less complicated if it is not there.
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
"Love is not an action, it is a lifesytle.
"Satuarday, Sunday, Monday, maybe I'll love you one day.
"To be in love in the midst of disaster
is nothing compared to the disaster of being in love.
"Love... You lose yourself, you have no power over yourself, you can't even think straight.
"Don't be afraid to love. If you don't give your heart wings, it will never fly.
"Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
"Love lasts for awhile, but it seems like a lifetime.
"Love puts a twinkle in your eye
and a dent in your wallet.
"The joining of two hands makes one heart.
"If I could do it over, I'd fall in love with you again.
"Falling in love with a man is like falling in love with a porcupines... they all have a sharp, tough exterior that really hides a soft center of sensitivity
"Love is like sunscreen; it works great for a while and then wears off!
"Love is an adventure... and that adventure never ends!
"Love is a puzzle, our love is the conected pieces.
"Love is like fire; it starts with sparks and ends with ashes.
"Love is not for humans. It's for the birds!
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile leaving footprints on our hearts.
"Love is not what we did last night. It's what we said this morning.
"Love is like a fire, you don't know if it will warm your hands, or burn down your house.
"Good Men aren't hard to find. You're just looking under the wrong rock.
"Lust is when you live for someone.
Love is when you're willing to die for them...  
"I have spread my dreams under your feet
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
"Why love someone when they hurt you?
"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
"Life is short, so don't forget to live, laugh, and LOVE.
"Love is and always will be what you make it to be;
Only you have the power to say I Love You.
"If you want to know your faults...get married.
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
"Love or a relationship is like a candle, it might get blown out, but you can light it up again.
"Not even death shall part us from the love we share.
"Love really bites, but life goes on.  
"There is always some madness in love, yet there is always some reason in madness.
"Life is short, love is long.
"If you were the moon and I were the sun, we'd be an eclipse, together as one.
"Love is like a glittering pool. It's opaque beauty invites the fool to look more closely,
to dive right in, which he does, forgetting he cannot swim.
"Love is not what makes the world go 'round...
Love is what makes the ride worth while.
"Few people dare now to say that two beings have fallen in love because they have looked at each other. Yet, it is in this way that love begins... and in this way only.
"to live is nothing...... without you!
"Love is a tyrant... sparing none.
"Love is defined by being able to stand someone's presence longer than any others.
"Some think of love as a child's game, then they realize that it was never the same.
"One thing I have to regret is that too often, when I loved, I didn't know it.
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
"Love is patient,
Love is kind,
Love is never jealous,
Love is peaceful,
Not to mention grateful
"Love lifted me! Love lifted me!
When nothing else could help
Love lifted me.
"My love for you is a journey;
Starting at forever and ending at never.
"Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have- the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
"Love is a feeling that can make your world go round and round.
"You can fall off of a cliff, you can fall out of a tree. But the best way to fall is in love with me.
"Love not only makes you laugh. Love also makes you tear and cry.
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. Sometimes when I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
"When you're in love and it's raining and hailing, remember that it started with the sun shining.
"When I am not with you, I think about you.
"Love is a sweet, slow poison.
"Guys are like parking spaces....all the good ones are taken; the rest are handicapped.
"You can only be loved if you love back!
"If love is a rose, sparkling in the dew, I'll pick it my darling and give it to you. But love is so precious and easy to depart, all I can give you is the love in my heart.
"A smart girl kisses but never loves, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left.
"I never thought I'd love another... until I saw your brother's friend.

Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
God keeps You Going!

You are so special!

 

A hug is a place to feel safe and warm,
A comfort for a sad heart that is torn;
An _expression of the love in our heart,
For ones who we wish, never to be apart.

 

A hug is a greeting when we meet to say hello,
Or to say goodbye when we have to go;
It can hold us up when life gets us down,
And makes us smile, instead of frown.

 

A hug can be given for no reason at all,
And given to those, both big and small;
We're never too old to feel the joy it brings,
As it is one of life's most pleasing things.

 

And for all of this beauty, a hug is free!
It costs nothing, yet means so much to me;
We should all hug another to show we care,
For to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare.

 

Here's Your Virtual Hug from Me to YOU
For no reason at all except...I LIKE YA !!!

Every time I'm around you, you make me burst with joy,
I feel like a little kid with a brand new toy.
Whenever I'm not with you I feel all alone,
I feel so far away but I thank God for the telephone.

When I hear your sweet voice answering on the other side,
It makes me go crazy, it makes me lose my mind.
My love for you is true and I hope you too feel this way,
I love you with all of my heart, hey, that's all I gots to say.

Girl, I want to thank you for coming into my life,
I feel like I've known you forever, your favorite color is yellow and your favorite number is five.
You totally changed my life and the way I think,
You came to me and I fell in love with you in a blink.

In a blink of an eye to be exact,
I hope we never have to say good-bye, cause mija, I love you with all my heart and that's a fact.
When I leave to college, you I'm going to miss,
I love you so much, baby I feel like giving you a kiss.

When I look into your precious eyes, I see a beautiful rose,
A rose full of color and love just waiting to expose,
Your beauty and splendor and all the love inside your heart,
Baby, what can I say, you're my sweetheart.

Whenever you look at me and throw me a smile,
You make me feel like a crazy juvenile.
So crazy that I would do anything to be with you,
Baby, my love for you is true.

I still have many things to say but if I did I would stay here all night,
Let me just put it this way, you got it all, you make me blow up like dynamite.
Girl, I just want to say one more thing that is very true,
Baby, you know what, I love you.

I don't know what else to do,
All my thoughts are filled with you.
I've tried going out with other guys,
But my love for you never dies.

I know you don't feel the same way,
I wish I could say something to make you stay.
You know I love you and that's true,
Without you, I will be forever blue.

You left a void inside of me,
I need you, why can't you see?
I feel you dug a hole in my heart,
Answer one question, "why did we part?"

I miss you so, I can't tell how much,
All I want is to feel your touch.
I miss the way you hugged me tight,
You made my burdens feel so light.

To some people, love is a game
To see if you can get someone to feel the same.
To me it's torture, I can't tell you how,
I love you so much, I need you now.

 

And I wouldnt cry if you walked away, I
would die...
 

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

 

When
everytime i think of you my body shakes
everytime i see you my knees grow weak and
everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end.

When
everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there
everytime i see you smile my heart melts and
every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end.

I've tried somehow to say:
you're the sun that lights up my sky
the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day
and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high

I want so much to tell you:
that without you with me each day my day isn't complete
that since day one I've always wanted to be with you
that no matter what's going on in my life
you're the reason there's a smile on my face
and that loving you seems to be all I need to know.

But everytime I want to
the words just wont come out
to you it may sound mushy or too cute
you may not believe it so it's better I keep my mouth closed

Then to try to tell you exactly whats on my mind
yet I wish to tell you that I'm beginning to
love you more with each passing of the day
and that I want to be with you
come whatever may.

You will feel my love when ever we are apart
Knowing that nothing can change my heart
When you are worried, I will give you hope
When you are confused or tense, I will help you cope

When you are lost, and can't see the light
My love will be the star, shining so bright
This is for you, one that I keep till the end
For you are my life and friend

These words which express my feelings, speak of my love for you
From my lips these words spoken, will always be true
I have been blessed, with your hand in mine
Both of our hearts will never unwind

“The cheapest, fastest and most reliable components of a computer system are those that aren’t there.”
- Gordon Bell, DEC laboratories

“Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.”
- Pablo Picasso

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- Drew Carey

“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
- Jeff Foxworthy

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- Bob Ettinger

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- Richard Jeni

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- Johnny Carson

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- Jerry Seinfeld

“History does not repeat itself, it rhymes.”
- Mark Twain

“I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.”
- The Wizard of Oz

“You look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?”
- Alien, The Simpsons

“I took an IQ test and the results were negative.”
- Unknown

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
- Unknown

“Drilling for oil is boring.”
- Unknown

“We’re a newspaper, we don’t actually own any bees.”
- Web Engineer, The Sacramento Bee

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
- Doug Larson

“A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference.”
- UPI Stylebook

“GPS is just another excuse for men not to ask for directions.”
- Richard Horwitz

“Whenever someone says to me, ‘Have a nice day,’ I reply, ‘Sorry, I’ve made other plans.’”
- Sir Peter Ustinov

“The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, ‘How does it work?’ The graduate with a Science degree asks, ‘Why does it work?’ The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, ‘How much will it cost?’ The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, ‘Would you like fries with that?”
- Unknown

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
- Yogi Berra

“I never knew of anyone who, on his deathbed, said, ‘I wish I had spent more time at the office.’”
- Clergyman quote

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
- Robert A. Heinlein

“Time is an Illusion, Lunch time, doubly so.”
- Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

“Remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo!”
- Unknown

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- former hockey goalie Jacques Plante

“It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it.”
- Miguel de Cervantes, 1613

“Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.”
- Unknown

“The speed of time is 1 second per second.”
- Unknown

“Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows, who cares.”
- Unknown

“I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it.”
- Mark Twain

“The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore so it eats it! (It’s rather like getting tenure.)”
- From CONSCIOUSNESS EXPLAINED, by Daniel Dennett, p. 177

“Outside a dog, a book is mans best friend Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools - the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, ‘You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.’”
- Terry Pratchett

“For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“Another case of too many scientists and not enough hunchbacks.”
- Gary Larson

“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.”
- Unknown

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.”
- Western Union memo, 1877

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- Mike Royko

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- Unknown

“Remember: 7 out of 10 people make up 70% of the population.”
- Unknown

“A day without sunshine is like... night.”
- Steve Martin

“Before the invention of eruptions, lava had to be carried down the mountain by hand and thrown on the sleeping villagers. This took a lot of time.”
- Unknown

“Support your local medical examiner - die strangely.”
- Blake Bowers

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
- Prof. Irwin Corey

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- Wernher von Braun

“When can we hope to leave?”
“You can hope anytime, Mr. Taylor.”
- Beneath the Planet of the Apes

“I’ve left my body to science - and science is contesting the will.”
- Unknown

“Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.”
- Unknown

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
- Yogi Berra

“Never make predictions, especially not about the future.”
- Yogi Berra

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.”
- Woody Allen

“We buy junk and sell antiques.”
- Unknown

“WARNING: Scientists are known to cause cancer in certain laboratory animals.”
- Unknown

“Honk if your horn is broken.”
- Unknown

“It's 106 miles to Chicago; we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
- The Blues Brothers

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read.”
- Frank Zappa, 1940-1993

“Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.”
- Robert A. Heinlein

“You can learn a lot from listening to people talk. Why everything I know today I’ve learned from listening to myself talk about things that I knew absolutely nothing about.”
- Gracie Allen

“Computer Humor:
Q: Why does the condemned man get a last cigarette instead of one of those through-the-skin stick-on nicotine thingies?
A: Never patch an executable.”
- Unknown

“Listen! Do you smell something?”
- Ray (“Ghostbusters”)

“Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.”
- Charles Kuralt

“I’m not sure which upsets me more: that people are so unwilling to accept responsibility for their own actions, or that they are so eager to regulate everyone else’s.”
- Unknown

“It’s not procrastination, it’s my new Just-In-Time Workload Management System!”
- Unknown

 

To me, you are not another person, female or friend.
To me, you are my sun, my moon, and my stars.
Like the sun, you start and brighten up my day
with your love and care.
Like the moon, you guide me through the darkness of the world
with your wisdom and understanding.
And when the sun does not shine nor does the moon glow,
I look into your eyes that glitter like the stars in the sky
and I find hope and patience.
To me, you are not another person, female, or friend.
You are my sun, my moon, and my stars.
You are my world.
 

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9.sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious

 

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.....

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
(A)A LIGHT COLOR
(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS
(C)A DARK COLOR

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
(A)SEDUCE THEM
(B)JUST CHILL
(C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
(A)RAINY
(B)THUNDERSTORM
(C)SUNNY
(D)CLOUDY
4. WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
(A)STRAWBERRYS
(B)CHERRYS
(C)GRAPES
(D)PEACHES
( E)KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
(A)DAY
(B)NIGHT

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
(A)FALL
(B)SUMMER
(C)SPRING
(D)WINTER

7.HEADB OARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
(A)ASTRO VAN
(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING
(C)PARK
(D)ON A AIR PLANE
(E)PARENTS ROOM
(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
(A)SPRINT/NEXTEL
(B)VERIZON
(C)T-MOBILE/CINGULAR
(D)PAY PHONE
(E)CRICKET
(F)SUNCOM
(G)BOOST

Huggs and Kisses!!!